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HOW TO SIMULATE BEING A SAILOR
- Buy a steel dumpster, paint it gray inside and out, and live in it for six months.
- Run all the pipes and wires in your house exposed on the walls.
- Repaint your entire house every month.
- Renovate your bathroom. Lower all showerheads to four and one-half feet off the deck.
- When you take showers, make sure you turn off the water while you soap down.
- On Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, turn water heater temperature up to 300 degrees. On Tuesdays and Thursdays, turn water heater off.
- On Saturdays and Sundays tell your family they use too much water during the week, so no bathing will be allowed.
- Put lube oil in your humidifier instead of water and set it on high.
- Leave your lawn mower running in your living room 24 hours a day for proper noise level.
- Once a month, disassemble all your major appliances and electric garden tools, inspect them and then reassemble them. Do this every week with your lawnmower.
- Once a week blow compressed air up through your chimney, making sure the wind carries the soot across and onto your neighbor's house. Laugh at him when he curses you.
- Raise the thresholds and lower the headers of your front and back doors, so that you either trip or bang your head every time you pass through them.
- Raise your bed to within 6 inches of the ceiling, so you can't turn over without getting out and then getting back in.
- Sleep on the shelf in your closet. Replace the closet door with a curtain. Have your spouse whip open the curtain about 4 hours after you go to sleep, shine a flashlight in your eyes, and say "Sorry, wrong rack."
- Make your family qualify to operate each appliance in your house - dishwasher operator, blender technician, etc.
- Find the dumbest guy in the neighborhood and make him your boss for the next two years.
- Have your neighbor come over each day at 5 am, blow a whistle so loud Helen Keller could hear it, and shout "Reveille, reveille, all hands heave out and trice up."
- Have your mother-in-law write down everything she's going to do the following day, then have her make you stand in your back yard at 6 a.m. while she reads it to you.
- Empty all the garbage bins in your house and sweep the driveway three times a day, whether it needs it or not.
- Have your neighbor collect all your mail for a month, read your magazines, and randomly lose every 5th item before delivering it to you.
- Watch no TV except for movies played in the middle of the night. Have your family vote on which movie to watch, and then show a different one.
- When your children are in bed, run into their room with a megaphone shouting that your home is under attack and ordering them to their battle stations.
- Post a menu on the kitchen door informing your family that they are having steak for dinner. Then make them wait in line for an hour. When they finally get to the kitchen, tell them you are out of steak, but they can have dried ham or hot dogs. Repeat daily until they ignore the menu and just ask for hot dogs.
- Bake a cake. Prop up one side of the pan so the cake bakes unevenly. Spread icing real thick to level it off.
- Get up every night around midnight and have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on stale bread.
- Set your alarm clock to go off at random times during the night. At the alarm, jump up and dress as fast as you can, making sure to button your top shirt button and tuck your pants into your socks. Run out into the back yard and uncoil the garden hose.
- Every week or so, throw your cat or dog in the pool and shout, "Man overboard port side!" Rate your family members on how fast they respond.
- Put the headphones from your stereo on your head, but don't plug them in. Hang a paper cup around your neck on a string. Stand in front of the stove, and speak into the paper cup "Stove manned and ready." After an hour or so, speak into the cup again "Stove secured." Roll up the headphones and paper cup and stow them in a shoebox.
- Place a podium at the end of your driveway. Have your family stand watches at the podium, rotating at 4-hour intervals. This is best done when the weather is worst. January is a good time.
- When there is a thunderstorm in your area, get a wobbly rocking chair, sit in it and rock as hard as you can until you become nauseous. Make sure to have a supply of stale crackers in your shirt pocket.
- Buy a trash compactor but only use it once a week. Store up garbage in your bathtub.
- Invite at least 500 people you don't really like to come and live with you for about 6 months.
- Have a fluorescent lamp installed on the bottom of your coffee table and lie under it to read books.
- Lockwire the lug nuts on your car.
- Start your car and let it run for 4 hours before going anywhere, to ensure the engine is properly "lit off".
- Walk around your car for 4 hours checking the tire pressure every 15 minutes.
- Make coffee using eighteen scoops of budget priced coffee grounds per pot, and allow the pot to simmer for 5 hours before drinking.
- Have the paperboy give you a haircut with sheep shears.
- Submit a request form to your father-in-law, asking if it's OK for you to leave your house before 3 PM.
- Take a two-week vacation visiting the Far East, and call it "world travel."
- Lock yourself and your family in the house for six weeks. Tell them that at the end of the 6th week you are going to take them to Disney World for "liberty." At the end of the 6th week, inform them the trip to Disney World has been canceled because they need to get ready for an inspection, and it will be another week before they can leave the house.
- Needle gun the aluminum siding on your house after your neighbors have gone to bed.
- Who's ready to go back to sea?
Credit to whoever wrote this
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Me and a few guys are getting sent down to Esquimalt for 2 weeks and we are going to be staying in the shacks there. No one has been there before so I figured I'd ask here. Is there available WiFi in the shacks? The only information on what shacks they are is the name "Workpoint".
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Can a retired military person can rent a room at stad?..When I was on ships in Halifax, I used to get rooms and a lot of them were innoccupied..I figure that instead of asking friends or rent a room in a motel for 5-6 days, it would be cheaper tro get a room at stad. the price used to be 10-15$.Can we reserve a month in advance if we can rent a room there?
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Considering the interest that Prime Minister Harper's government has in the region (namely China and Vietnam), perhaps Canada should consider a defence arrangement with the Philippines similar to the Fiver Power Defence Arrangements (FPDA) alliance
that the UK, Australia and NZ have with both Malaysia and Singapore.
Anyways here's more about the visit of HMCS Regina
Canada to help Phl Navy improve skills
MANILA, Philippines - Canada has vowed to find ways to assist the Philippine Navy in improving its capabilities.
The commitment was made Tuesday during the courtesy call of Canadian Ambassador to the Philippines Neil Reeder to Navy chief Vice Adm. Jose Luis Alano in Manila.
"Ambassador Reeder expressed his gratitude and enthusiasm in working with the Philippine Navy especially in the field of defense cooperation," Navy spokesman Lieutenant Commander Gregory Fabic said in a statement.
"He (Reeder) assured Vice Adm. Alano that they would continue to seek ways on how they can assist and help the Philippine Navy in its capability and capacity upgrade," he added
"Canada has a sophisticated technology base and has advanced ship-building industry, technological edge and indigenous research and development," he added.
Reeder was accompanied by non-resident Canadian Defense Attaché to the Philippines Col. Michel Latouche and Cmdr. Daniel Charlebois, commanding officer of Canadian ship "Regina."
To think the Phil. Navy Public Affairs website wrongly identified the Canadian warship above as Australian when the rest of the report clearly says RCN/Canadian. PN Offical Newsfeed
Philippine Navy welcomes Australian counterparts
By: NAVAL PUBLIC AFFAIRS OFFICE
The PN personnel warmly welcomed the arrival of the Her Majesty Canadian Ship “Regina” at Pier 15, South Harbor, Manila Feb. 1, 2014.
Headed by Cmdr. Samuel B Adlaon, the PN welcoming party conducted port briefing aboard the ship regarding security, intelligence and health situation in Manila.
The ship headed by its Commanding Officer, Cmdr. Daniel Charlebois will be in Manila from Jan. 1 – 5, 2014 for a port visit.
In connection with the visit, Cmdr. Charlebois is scheduled to render a courtesy call to the Flag Officer in Command, Vice Adm. Jose Luis M Alano on Jan. 4, 2014.
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I have been in the PRes for 3 years and a corporal with the combat engineers, what courses will I have to take?, how long are they? Will I be able to keep the rank pay wise?
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Battle of Neuve-Chapelle begins
HMC ships ST. LAURENT, SWANSEA and OWEN SOUND, in consort with HMS FORRESTOR, pool their resources to hunt down and sink U-845 in the North Atlantic.
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