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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #1850 on: August 02, 2019, 07:43:22 »
I've had the same Japanese RMT for years. I told her,  "Heaven is an American salary, a Canadian house, an Italian cook and a Japanese wife."

( I leave out the part about a French girlfriend. )

I believe the Japanese part to be true. Japan has always been favorite travel destination as a Gaijin.

In Hell,
, the Lovers are Swiss,

Maybe you just haven't met the right one?

A toast to our wives and girlfriends. ( May they never meet. )  :)
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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #1851 on: August 02, 2019, 08:45:38 »
In Heaven,
The Lovers are French,the Mechanics are German,the Cooks are Italian,the Police and Military are British,and everything is organized by the Swiss.

In Hell,
The Cooks are British,the Mechanics are French,the Police and Military are German, the Lovers are Swiss,and it’s all organized by the Italians.
Having lived in CH do not concur about Swiss lovers bit... ;)


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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #1852 on: August 07, 2019, 19:19:20 »
Two thirds of all Finance officers in the Canadian military are bad at math.

Don't worry.  The other half make up for it.
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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #1853 on: August 22, 2019, 10:46:26 »
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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #1854 on: September 07, 2019, 17:37:01 »
You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal! :rofl:
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