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Re: BUYER BEWARE: Army.CA Shirts
« Reply #75 on: December 18, 2006, 09:43:46 »
Obviously, some man mounted that pic in an "accidently-on-purpose" manner!!  ;D
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Re: BUYER BEWARE: Army.CA Shirts
« Reply #76 on: December 18, 2006, 10:01:26 »
If your getting your nipples moved, might as well put them somewhere interesting useful ...  ;D

Maybe on the knees?

Imagine a nursing mother, Brittney Spears, say, just as a fer example, splayed out on the couch, eyes glued to the Shopping Channel, while the rug rat takes his first steps - in search of the teat.  If said teat was on the knee then Brittney could stay semi-conscious and little precious could suckle at will.
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Re: BUYER BEWARE: Army.CA Shirts
« Reply #77 on: December 18, 2006, 10:07:40 »
Oh my soul, Edward you're actually causing me to have visuals!! Must gouge out eyes.  8)
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Re: BUYER BEWARE: Army.CA Shirts
« Reply #78 on: December 18, 2006, 23:06:12 »
Maybe on the knees?

Imagine a nursing mother, Brittney Spears, say, just as a fer example, splayed out on the couch, eyes glued to the Shopping Channel, while the rug rat takes his first steps - in search of the teat.  If said teat was on the knee then Brittney could stay semi-conscious and little precious could suckle at will.


Yeah, but the problem with that idea is that given the amount of time she likely spends on her knees, said nipples would end up looking like half chewed jerky nibs for dogs.  (now there is a visual!   ;D )
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Re: BUYER BEWARE: Army.CA Shirts
« Reply #79 on: December 19, 2006, 15:37:24 »
Please don't hold a photo contest with that shirt....

Oh yes, please, imagine how many views and votes it would get? However, you'd need an 18+ rating for the site.
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