1a. Waiting for General's inspection, and watching the CC across the walkway gluing valve stems onto the roadwheels.
1b. Watching the faces of the OC, BC, and SSM when the General notices the valve stems.
1c. Listening to the BC expla to the General about the test program for inflatable roadwheels.
2a Waiting while the rookie Lt cheeses off the driver to the point that you KNOW you're going to hit one horrendous bump.
2b. Having a pasword from the driver to the crew (sans CC) that warns of the upcoming disaster.
3a. The week long gas trace in Germany, and geting commended by the Lt for thinking to use a canteen cup to dispose of liquid waste.
3b. The look on the LT's face when he can't find his canteen cup
4a. Watching your Bud tell his TQ3 student to go and get a skyhook.
4b. having the kid come back with a skyhook (BIG $$ crane...LOL)
5. having your Warant arrive with a brand new Lt, who stands at attention while the WO tries to convince you to sign a 1040 for the Lt. You refuse, as they are "always geting lost and then who's responsible??"...and the argument that ensues.
6a. Teaching a cam and concealement course to air force guys, making them squish that green stuff into every facial feature, then having them look to the left and showing them how thw army does it (cam goose hunting sock obver the head)
6b. Being a trained warrior (and SNCO to boot) and running like a girl from a horde of cheezed of air force cpls.
7. Shaving your head, then, along with others, switching uniforms with various commanders in the Regt for the arival of the new subbies. Doffing your beret, and leting them know you "lead by example".....then, and hour later and back in your own uniform , commenting "Nice haircut Sir!