- Reaction score
- 0
- Points
- 60
You Might Be a Cop if....
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>You have the bladder capacity of five people.
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>You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience.
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>You believe that 25% of people are a waste of space.
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>Your idea of a good time is an armed robbery at shift change.
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>You call for a criminal check on anyone who is remotely friendly to you.
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>Discussing dismemberment over dinner seems perfectly normal to you.
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>You find humour in other peoples stupidity.
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>You have your weekends off planned for a year.
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>You believe that shallow gene pool should be grounds for arrest.
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>You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.
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>You plan what you're going to have for dinner whilst loading your firearm.
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>You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says "Boy, it
>sure is quiet around here".
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>Your diet consists of food that has gone through more processing than a
>computer can track.
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>You believe that donuts and chocolate are a food group.
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>Having a beer at 7am seems relaxing.
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>You have ever wanted to hold a seminar called "Suicide, getting it right
>the first time".
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>You believe "Too stupid to Live" should be a valid court outcome.
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>You have ever had to put the phone on hold before you begin to laugh
>uncontrollably.
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>You have heard the Sergeant muttering down the hall, "Who is in charge of
>this mess anyway?"
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>When you mention vegetables, you're not referring to a food group.
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>You think caffeine should be available in IV form.
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>Your prisoner states "I have no idea how I got here" - and neither have
>you.
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>It occurs to you, suddenly one night, that you are policing the twilight
>zone.
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>Your favourite hallucinogen is exhaustion.
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>You believe in aerial spraying of prozac.
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>You nodded and laughed at all of the above.
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>You have the bladder capacity of five people.
>
>You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience.
>
>You believe that 25% of people are a waste of space.
>
>Your idea of a good time is an armed robbery at shift change.
>
>You call for a criminal check on anyone who is remotely friendly to you.
>
>Discussing dismemberment over dinner seems perfectly normal to you.
>
>You find humour in other peoples stupidity.
>
>You have your weekends off planned for a year.
>
>You believe that shallow gene pool should be grounds for arrest.
>
>You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.
>
>You plan what you're going to have for dinner whilst loading your firearm.
>
>You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says "Boy, it
>sure is quiet around here".
>
>Your diet consists of food that has gone through more processing than a
>computer can track.
>
>You believe that donuts and chocolate are a food group.
>
>Having a beer at 7am seems relaxing.
>
>You have ever wanted to hold a seminar called "Suicide, getting it right
>the first time".
>
>You believe "Too stupid to Live" should be a valid court outcome.
>
>You have ever had to put the phone on hold before you begin to laugh
>uncontrollably.
>
>You have heard the Sergeant muttering down the hall, "Who is in charge of
>this mess anyway?"
>
>When you mention vegetables, you're not referring to a food group.
>
>You think caffeine should be available in IV form.
>
>Your prisoner states "I have no idea how I got here" - and neither have
>you.
>
>It occurs to you, suddenly one night, that you are policing the twilight
>zone.
>
>Your favourite hallucinogen is exhaustion.
>
>You believe in aerial spraying of prozac.
>
>You nodded and laughed at all of the above.