One time, on exercise....

[Bzzliteyr]

Go ahead.. fill in the next line with a true story...

 

[MikeL]

a 25mm training round was found in the blue rocket..


* Apparently blue rockets are the new "amnesty bush"

 

[Timmy!]

with an arty sim..

 

[jollyjacktar]

by the Honey Truck man who was the colour blue like a smurf, after his hose blew because of obstructions from sanitary napkins in the rocket...

 

[Timmy!]

so there he was... blue shit up to his knees.

 

[jollyjacktar]

no, no.  Head to toe...

 

[Timmy!]

The 2Lt on his CAP course, walk by...

 

[Oompah-Loompah@]

screaming at the guy misplacing two rifles...

 

[cupper]

then started handing out garbage bags to the assembled troops ....

 

[PuckChaser]

who were ordered to wear them like rain jackets because...

 

[RememberanceDay]

It was hotter and dryer than the sahara, but there was a whisp of cloud in the sky...

 

[medicineman]

...which turned suddenly into a snow storm, that nobody was allowed to dress appropriately for...

 

[OldSolduer]

Because  mukluks had to be blackened and rocks needed painting.....before anyone could be issued rain gear

 

[Timmy!]

On this funded/supported RCR CAP course..

 

[my72jeep]

where we were issued more blank ammo and pyro then we needed or could use,

 

[Oompah-Loompah@]

where we were issued more blank ammo and pyro then we needed or could use,

but someone scored 3/25 on PWT1,

 

[Timmy!]

and we will never know why the chicken cross the road...

 

[HavokFour]

And that is how Obama saved Christmas.

 

[OldSolduer]

And that is how Obama saved Christmas.

After Dubya dressed up like Foghorn Leghorn for Halloween, and Sadaam Insane was Little Boy Blue..... 8)

 

[VIChris]

Blue was Saddam's new name, because he wasn't hanged, but rather relocated to Canada, where he cleans blue rockets in the training areas....