I've always wondered... (fun game)

[Sapplicant]

This could be a fun one to try. Simply ask a funny question, one that needs no answer. Just something that tickles your brain.


Example: How does the teflon stick to the pan?

 

[vonGarvin]

When sour cream goes bad, does it go sweet?

 

[Nemecek]

If the plural of goose is geese, why isn't the plural of moose meese?

 

[agc]

If the past tense of sit is sat...

 

[Jorkapp]

We have fingers, but we never see them fing.

 

[Sapplicant]

Is that little white thing on the side of an egg yolk a chicken fetus?

 

[Oh No a Canadian]

Why does one park in a driveway, and drive in a parkway?

 

[Kat Stevens]

How come, no matter what colour underwear you have on, the lint you pick out of your butt crack is always grey?

 

[LineJumper]

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

 

[George Wallace]

Why does some Duty Officer in Zero ask the OPs to use their Surv Suites to look for a Blue Lada moving East on Route X at 0100 hrs?

 

[GloriaVictis]

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

...and why is there a letter 's' in the word 'lisp'? That seems so cruel.

 

[vonGarvin]

Why is dyslexia such a hard word to spell?

 

[Oh No a Canadian]

If a man speaks his mind in a forest and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?

 

[George Wallace]

If the Lefties actually did finally make the Rich pay, who would now be the Rich?

 

[CallOfDuty]

.....Why do people decide, after the age of 65, that everything must be beige?  Including their cars!!

 

[Sapplicant]

How is it even possible that by "skating on thin ice", you can "land yourself in some hot water"?

 

[HavokFour]

Blankets... how do they work?

 

[Nemecek]

How many boards would the Mongols horde, if the Mongol Hordes got bored?

 

[midget-boyd91]

Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?




Her and Dora the Explorer were both deported.

 

[Sapplicant]

How are you expected to know if you're "sleeping right"?