Ok man, so I was on the battlefield back in 1942 and I pulled out my lightsaber right? Not just any lightsaber, this one was given to me, hand crafted by Patton himself. So I whipped out my lightsaber and pressed the ON button when all of a sudden, because of the -4 factor caused by rain, I had a misfire and it took off my hand, as well and my magical amulet.
I let out this ferocious ROAR and charged all the stormtroopers head on with my AK, and seriously there was blood everywhere man. We took one of the trenches and I sat down on a crate of War Hammers and dried off my lightsaber.
The enemy was retaking the line, so I whipped out my trusty D6 and rolling a 6, slaughtered them all with my Hand of the Emperor psychic power, and then turned on my lightsaber, which thanks to my Emo Sweat Band of Vulcan ignited properly this time. I whipped it at the hill, chopping it in half, and when we took the other side, I am not kidding you here man, HITLER HIMSELF was there, so I picked up my lightsaber, but then he pulled out his double sided lightsaber. I was like OH NOES, but then I cut off his legs because he failed his armour save.
This is how I single handedly won WW2.