Plush toys NOT to give to your friends

[Trinity]

Yes. Thats right

Do not give these.

These are artificially intelligent toys.  They fight for your love and affection.
They get mad at the other plush doll when you pay attention to the other
models supplied by the company.

http://www.needies.com/

Needies... lol 

If you didn't have enough problems, now you have to keep your toys happy too???


(incidentally...i love these.. it sounds great)

 

[goshofmosh]

umm...those are actually kinda creepy more then anything 

 

[pi-r-squared]

umm...those are actually kinda creepy more then anything  

i couldn't agree more.  who would buy those? 

 

[Sheerin]

people with too much money and not enough sense... oh how I love puns.

But you have to admit, the model is kinda cute!

 

[Thompson_JM]

Her I would Hug.... the Plush toys would become target practice...

 

[Sheerin]

I am all but certain that i've seen her somewhere before... probably in another ad.

 

[MissMolsonIndy]

I can think of a few hundred needy females I'd consider gifting a "Needy"...

 

[q_1966]

http://www.needies.com/dannie.html

Dannie's Style : hypnosis, singing, orgone rays, telepathic control, psychotronics & psionics...(dont know what that one is) & condensation (didnt know a plushy toy liked to turn from steam to water)

Yup, sounds like the doll for your kid  ;D

 

[Ranger]

CREEPY!!! AHHHHHHHHH PLUSHIES TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!
YIKES!!

 

[Trinity]

I am all but certain that i've seen her somewhere before... probably in another ad.

She's probably one of the creators.... so... no you haven't.

 

[the 48th regulator]

hmmm

quite the passion I see padre.....

Although creepy, I find the site to be ....how can I say this properly...very erotic in a creepy way...take a look at this pic..a way bit too nice...

dileas

a very worried...

tess

aw heck, order me up one of them toys!

 

[Sheerin]

she looks incredibly familiar...

and what makes you think she's one of the creators, padre?

Oh and I take it your final papers went well?  Have you recieved your M.Div yet?

 

[atticus]

She's probably one of the creators.... so... no you haven't.

Quote from the site:  "All photographs on this site star Kelly as 'the girl giving touch'"

"Needies are created by Amos Bloomberg, Daniel Perlin, and Brett Schultz -- known collectively as Codependent Designs."

So she very well might be in a different ad.

 

[Kiltmann]

All I can say is: no way am I letting these things take over the world, thank you. Stuffed toys that 'need' and 'fight' for your attention are just too scary. Just my two cents.

 

[Trinity]

Oh and I take it your final papers went well?  Have you received your M.Div yet?

One credit left... taking it in a few weeks....

long 3 year journey :-\