On Wednesday, before a scheduled meeting with leaders of Russian Prime Minister, Vladimir Putin’s United Russia party, Putin’s black Labrador retriever, Koni, snuck into the room in his Novo-Ogaryovo residence where the treasure laid.
Instead of admiring the beautifully assembled pastries, biscuits and jellied desserts, “Koni ate everything,” said one of the prime minister’s bodyguards.
Thankfully, Putin hasn’t announced any stomach pains since the incident. Then again, we can rest assure that Koni has the finest veterinary care offered in Russia.
Koni previously made headlines for taking Russia’s satellite navigation system for a test-drive. Putin has also been quoted as saying that Koni “gives me good advice.”