Then, maybe, you can explain to the rest of the CAF, where I'm wrong.
Special uniforms, special tasks. special..........
Those "special uniforms" as you call them are not something we drove to obtain as much as we were required for practical purposes to have. Like it or not, legally by jurisdiction, your local MPs are considered the town police for the "town" of CFB Somewhere. That involves policing military members on the base as well as civilians who are within the jurisdiction. Those individuals, especially the civilians, need to know how to identify the police both from a practical duty standpoint and from an officer safety standpoint. Do you seriously expect there to be a police agency with three different environmental uniforms? I think not
Answerable to nobody but your own individual command structure.
I can't begin to name the legislative and legal reasons for that change. Enough people have complained about percieved, and at times real, Chain of Command interference in MP ops that things had to be changed to remove as much of that perception and issue as possible. Furthermore, it extends only to policing related issues and for military matters (not military law issues) the system remains the same as it is for any other Unit of the CAF.
Tell me what I'm missing. Plenty
I don't know how long you've been around, but I've done this crap for over 37 years and I've watched the transition. I've been doing it as an MP for almost 34 years and I've LIVED the transition.
When was the last time you (the big you) signed a route, did traffic control on Ex or deployment or actually did something called rear area security.
The only thing people see nowadays is MPs dressed as pseudo cops giving people tickets.
It has been years, literally, since I've seen an MP detachment, on ex, with a doghouse on the back of their vehicle doing what a tactical MP unit is supposed to be doing in an unstable zone. All that means is that you have no clue what a tactical MP unit is supposed to be doing in an unstable zone.
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However, when the Mandarins above give you bullshit policies to follow, is there not, at least, one person in your trade, that has the balls to say "Hold it. We're military first, police second?"
That is where you are wrong. We are not military first and police second. In fact we are not even police first and military second. We are military police, plain and simple. We legally have to walk in both fields and cannot favour one over the other. I cannot not investigate something because it will make the military look bad or it may offend some of my military buddies. At the same time, just because I am military does not mean I can neglect my policing responsabilities or do something "the military way" just to be part of what ever team you want me to be part of.
And that's the crux. MPs are not military anymore. You've (the collective) moved yourselves outside the sphere of the CAF and into a paramilitary police force that answers to no one. We are military and I take great offence to that comment. My CFs are just as dear to me as you are. My badge states "Military Police Militaire". My Sacrifice Medal was paid for in the same blood as any infanteer's was, any sailor's was or any airman/woman's was. I parade on Remembrance Day same as you and I mourn the lives of those buddies I have lost.
Other than the crest you wear, nothing identifies you as military. Again, I'll draw your attention to my CFs. If you are upset that our patrol persons wear a policing uniform that I expect to see similar comments to these from you in the cook's forum or the medics forum or the forum on here for any other trade that has a distinctive work uniform other then the one you wear.
The last time most MPs were on a Brigade parade, they were doing traffic control so the marching troops wouldn't get hung up with traffic. Actually, I'd hazard a guess that per Unit there were more MPs in attendance at the Day of Honour parade here last week then most other units here. And yes, while you are on any brigade parade the MPs are doing traffic control, traffic enforcement, criminal investigations and other MP related duties the same way the cooks are getting ready to feed you after the parade and the medics are standing by to pick up any of you that thunder in from the heat.
Feel free to call me out and prove to me that your Corps (not individuals or their detachments) have participated in real Ops, other than the guys we had in Afghanistan that only did prolonged, indecisive, and mostly useless investigations on accidents that happened with Canadian vehicles. Most, if not all, were determined no fault because there was no driving rules, signs, traffic lights, marked lanes (dependent on the time of day).
As someone who deployed with the MPs, twice, I again take offence to your ill thought out comment. The MPs lost a number of good people during our time in Afghanistan just as most other Units and/or trades did. Three died and many others are carrying the effects of their time in Afghanistan. EVERY Canadian casualty overseas was all investigated by the MPs to ensure we as a military could stay exactly how our members died. On top of all of that, there were a number of non-combat deaths that occurred which required investigation and as a result those responsible have been held responsible and others may still yet be held responsible. Also, from close protection duties to training the ANA MPs and Afghan police, to being on patrols with the infantry to living in the FOBs to accepting/transporting/supervising detainees...members of the Branch were just as engaged as others.
And we'll agree, you do Ops, but as per above, what do you really do but police soldiers that are living austere, trying to stay alive and live and work in a place that has no rules.
Yes, we police soldiers living in those conditions and at the same time WE are living in those conditions as well. Additionally, if your buddy was killed next to you by an ND or in an ill planned training ex or as a result of negligence....during those austere conditions, I can guarantee you would feel differently. As well, if (God forbid) you were a victim of one of those types of incidents I'm sure your family would appreciate the jobs the MP need to do. Given the fact you do not appreciate it I guess you should consider yourself lucky.
Except the chicken crap ones that MPs want to try enforce for their own ego.
Contrary to your assertion, I don't hate MPs, they have a job to do in the military, same as everyone else.
What I can't abide is the ones in your Corps, that believe they are above the military ethos and feel it's their responsibility to dictate what everyone should do.
You (collective) are not a stand alone police force, you belong to the CAF and contrary to what your top Watchdog believes, you are not a stand alone outside the CAF chain of command.
No, we are not. I'll give you that much BUT we are not able to do our job either legally or practically if we were to be the way you want it to be.
And that's the problem that you face and why you feel slighted and why you feel you need to defend what everyone else sees, with eyes wide open, what is wrong with the MP Corps.
I see more wrong with the way you want things then with the way things are now. I suspect the problem is more with you then with the current state of the MP Branch and the way we do business.