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So there I was.......

.... fish from by the outlet pipe of the local sewage treatment plant which stopped working last year. But they were easy to catch floating on the surface upside down. So we finished that off and took our ....
 
... leave with a company of Gurkha, bound on an adventure training excursion beyond imagining, first we ....
 
.... raided the museum and obtained the remains of Tut because he was the only one who knew the password to get us into ...
 
.... but he was cheap old cuss and all he had was a a bottle of Jägermeister with a crusty top so we couldn't get it open. So we ....
 
....fired off a missive to Al Gore, using an arcane text that was first found in a previously unknown series of caves that ....... 
 
... therein carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Ulfin Bedweer of Regett proclaim the last resting place of the most Holy Grail....
 
.....on the shores of Nova Scotia, well known for it's.......
 
...fog, waxed floors and falling down buildings, but that is another story..
 
...better told by keepers of African Swallows bearing coconuts that they...
 
...used as ordnance of their dive bombing runs targetting...
 
.. a band of drunken and amourous Highlanders, covertly approaching an unsuspecting ewe...
 
...and so nature's cycle continued to...
 
... the consternation of a Presiding Officer who will ever regret uttering those words, "Pte Bloggins, do you have anything to say on your own behalf before I determine punishment for your crimes?", only to be regaled with the foregoing tale of woe ....
 
.... about the time she put the correct change into the Pepsi machine and didn't receive the drink. So she formed a mob of shack pirates and worked her way around the coalition picquet. Then they bounced the machine down the stairs where all partook in the flow of quarters and loonies. But the powers that be caught them all and ....
 
...had them sent to FOB Willy Wonka, aptly named after the cluster bomb strike destroyed the Willy Wonka Factory, leaving the Oompa Loompas to...
 
pass on there Gonaherpasyphalitus that they contracted from a one armed 3 legged prostitute named Carl...
 
.....who used to work in Halifax on the corner of Spring Garden and Barrington where he....
 
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