So there I was.......

[Haggis]

... in a most spectacular fashion, the highlights of which will be shown on...

 

[George Wallace]

this "Death by PowerPoint Presentation" graphically depicting.....

 

[PMedMoe]

.......every template available to man and neon colors that have caused blindness in.......

 

[Shec]

...the fim-makers producing a black-and-white documentary on...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... nothing in particular, making it eligible for a National Arts Council Grant of ....

 

[Haggis]

...a ridiculous amount of money, far more than that usually given out under the Sponsorship program.  But, in order to fully qualify, the soundtrack had to be composed by....

 

[Shec]

...University of Manitoba Faculty of Engineering's marching kazoo band...

 

[kkwd]

.... playing under water ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

.... off the Great Barrier Ref while wearing uniforms made of chum ...

 

[PMedMoe]

.....which is excellent shark bait.  Speaking of sharks, did you know that........

 

[kkwd]

.... you are more likely to be eaten by a land shark than to be abducted by aliens but ....

 

[Haggis]

... since aliens usually do sexual things to you and sharks don't, where's the fun in that?... 

 

[Shec]

...mused our hero as he...

 

[kkwd]

.... received an anal probe from ....

 

[Shec]

...Bond, James Bond...

 

[Nfld Sapper]

....and Mini Me......

 

[kkwd]

.... suitably greased with ....

 

[Shec]

...Grease, Lubricating, C1A1, for the use of...

 

[kkwd]

.... Dave, the no arm paper hanger who we met earlier this adventure ...

 

[Old Sweat]

who had perfected a new way of presenting arms that was truly unique . . .