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So there I was.......

.... and it is not the cheese. There was a faint odor of rat and poutine, but anyway ....
 
... appendix, which was removed in an emergency surgical procedure by following the instructions kept in the section medic's symbolic imitation Rambo knife, and the knife itself as the scalpel ...
 
.... with the rust on the blade making a mark across the skin that the medic thought was an incision. So the operation was finished off with a spork from KFC and a ...
 
.... fake dogtag on which the owner had honed a razor-sharp edge against the cell classroom wall the last time he was in lockup detention at school ...
 
.... sewing up the wound was accomplished by licking across the edge and squeezing it shut, the glue like properties of the ham and egg omelet he had just eaten sealed it tight, now to pry his lips apart, hand me the ...
 
...which served as antennae for the radios of the Milice sigs troop attached to Task Force Sovereignity Association that hoisted the Fleurs Des Lys over Hans Island...
 
.... Meanwhile the Lone Ranger, surrounded by baguette waving MĂ©tis turns to Tonto & says, "methinks we're in trouble" to which Tonto responded.......
 
... of ninjasniperwannabees wavered, unsure if their imitation Rambo knives would stand up to a committed baguette assault ...
 
...particularly since the enemy was using, contrary to the Geneva Convention, day-old sourdough baguettes as opposed to the freshly baked  white flour kind...
 
.... so we waved a piece of paper in front of them from the International Court ... and they ignored us, so on they went to ...
 
... the court of public opinion - where they were crucified for....
 
.... just doin' it on the road & walking away contented while whistling.....
 
.... and they were accosted by a rabid raccoon and his sidekick Fluffy, after a severe mauling ....
 
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