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So there I was.......

.... from the Missus who's waiting at the main gate....
 
... wearing nothing but a smile.  Oh how that gap-toothed smile turned me on!  I couldn't wait to caress her hairy legs.  Eagerly, I ran...
 
.... until I couldn't run anymore, I finally hid in a swamp and found comfort with a amorous turtle ....
 
... illustrating Chewbaca, Luke & Leia doing....
 
... corny poses of bad acting in a cartoonish sort of way, which reminded me of ...
 
.... General DeCha- - - - - - - -  playing some borrowed bagpipes during .....
 
.... bug George pulled the chain and FMR went round and round the loo until....
 
... he vomited on an old set of combat clothing.  An NDHQ staffer saw this and cried "What a great idea for a camouflage pattern!"  And that is how CADPAT was born.  So, as the sunset crept upon is...
 
... and the theme song to Hogan's Heroes started to ....
 
...having thus muted the sound of the opening score of the latest blockbuster Rambo 69:  THe Quebec Militia...
 
...in the opening scene Col. Trautman, armed only with his Becherel, finds Rambo...
 
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