- Reaction score
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- Points
- 210
Beating your kids these days can get you into a lot of trouble - so you fall back on psychological torture. Kid has to get up in the morning for school? Creep into to his room in the middle of the night with a hog horn. Whenever he's got his little "clan matches" going, kill the power to his room. Demanding chocolate milk? Ex-lax will do the job. When he's on the lavatory every 5 minutes, kick in the door with a camera so you can show all his friends. Feed him with nothing but those cups of Ramen Noodle Soup for dinner every day. After a week, he'll be very hungry, very tired and very sorry.