What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?

[PMedMoe]

Former model Carol Alt promotes "raw" diet:  http://www.ottawacitizen.com/life/fashion-beauty/Carol/5623265/story.html

Did she not think this: 

Along with suffering various health crises, such as chronic sinusitis, fatigue, acid reflux and allergies

may have been caused by this: 

to maintain my weight at 125 pounds at five-foot-10 as a model. Now at 34, even starving myself for two days wasn’t getting me down to my fighting weight.”

:

 

[vonGarvin]

Former model Carol Alt promotes "raw" diet:  http://www.ottawacitizen.com/life/fashion-beauty/Carol/5623265/story.html

Well, if she wants "raw" and "natural"...

 

[Journeyman]

        :not-again:

 

[PMedMoe]

Well, if she wants "raw" and "natural"...

Sadly, women aren't going to get that the way you want them to get it.  >

 

[Journeyman]

Sadly, women aren't going to get that the way you want them to get it.  >

I've heard that none of them are... 

 

[PMedMoe]

I've heard that none of them are... 

:rofl:

 

[vonGarvin]

I suddenly feel like this guy:

 

[FlyingDutchman]

How many months are in a leap year?
Me: I'm not going to answer that.

 

[Mike92]

"Infantry will get boring after a while" 

Oh, and Happy Halloween everybody  umpkin:

 

[cupper]

How many months are in a leap year?
Me: I'm not going to answer that.

I'm sure this is a trick question. :nod:

 

[Foxhound]

"Infantry will get boring after a while" 

See my reply #10 in this thread.  ;D
http://forums.army.ca/forums/threads/1265/post-14292.html#msg14292

 

[cupper]

See my reply #10 in this thread.  ;D
http://forums.army.ca/forums/threads/1265/post-14292.html#msg14292

:goodpost:    :rofl:

That was truly the funniest thing I've read today.

Bonus points for you sir.

 

[ModlrMike]

Not just today, but in a good long time:

http://forums.navy.ca/forums/threads/91627/post-1087137.html#msg1087137

 

[cupper]

That can't be real.

:facepalm:

Ahh, today's educational system.

:endnigh:

 

[FlyingDutchman]

I'm sure this is a trick question. :nod:

If I wasn't a good acquaintance with this person, I would have thought so.

 

[Strike]

The following was e-mailed to me from the help desk:

Ma'am,

Are you still having problems accessing outlook?

 

[vonGarvin]

Strike:
That makes as much sense as this:

 

[lethalLemon]

Strike:
That makes as much sense as this:

HAHAHA!

I need to wipe cola from the screen AND fix the broken legs on the chair!

Yesterday:

Pertaining to the door that only opens when a Paramedic enters a code on the keypad, the patient exit is just a few extra feet to the right and actually CLOSER to patient/visitor parking than the Ambulance Entry...

So, if the sign says ambulance exit only, how does anyone get out through this door? Ambulances can't get inside the hospital, they're too big.

 

[Nault_army]

This is really stupid, but I do love lame jokes  ;D

We don't have any vegetable jokes, so if you find any, please lettuce know  :

 

[lethalLemon]

This is really stupid, but I do love lame jokes  ;D

We don't have any vegetable jokes, so if you find any, please lettuce know  :

It's hard to tell any chemistry jokes, all the good ones argon.

What's the hardest part about eating vegetables? The wheelchair.