You know the army is getting into your brain when...
- Thread starter chrisf
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L/MCpl_Argyll_ Kurrgan
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111. You‘ve been driving an LSVW so much that while in rush hour traffic in your POMV on the 401 you go to honk the horn at some plonker that has cut you off and you engage the windsheild whipers and spray the windsheild with washer fluid.
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ArmyAl
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112. kids make a fort/tree house, you build a trench system interlaced with razor wire, trip flares and other crafty stuff that would strike fear with neighbourhood kids.
113. you wear your helmet when you play video games
114. all video games are military related
115. you freak out and beat the moniter when a 12 year old punk smoked your butt online
116. all your favorites have more then 10 military sites
117. all non military types are refered to as Civvie
118. smoking and a timmie‘s while jogging is normal
113. you wear your helmet when you play video games
114. all video games are military related
115. you freak out and beat the moniter when a 12 year old punk smoked your butt online
116. all your favorites have more then 10 military sites
117. all non military types are refered to as Civvie
118. smoking and a timmie‘s while jogging is normal
- Reaction score
- 2
- Points
- 430
119. You remember when this line was a charge reference back in the day (now 129, think about it) 
120. You are taking stock of things you‘ll need for taking out Santa up on the roof this X-Mas. ie: Claymores, Elsie mines, low wire entanglements, deer feed to lure him in....
121. You laugh at people in the Terry Fox run after they fall out at the 7km mark and yell at them "Your weak!"
120. You are taking stock of things you‘ll need for taking out Santa up on the roof this X-Mas. ie: Claymores, Elsie mines, low wire entanglements, deer feed to lure him in....
121. You laugh at people in the Terry Fox run after they fall out at the 7km mark and yell at them "Your weak!"
- Reaction score
- 0
- Points
- 410
122. You‘ll run 20 km for pt, or march 13 kms with a ruck on, but drive across the street for a case of beer....
123. You walk into a civie doctor‘s office with your spouse and wonder what‘s all the sick, lame, lazy doing there.
124. Before you get into your car you do a formal DI, following a checklist.
125.When you get into your car and look for the "master switch".
126. You favorite pair of shoes are your cbt boots.
127. When your favorite sweater is an American Alpha liner under your plaid hunting jacket.
128. When you phone home to your wife with weekend plans, and your start off by saying, "Hi, Warning order, prepare to copy."
123. You walk into a civie doctor‘s office with your spouse and wonder what‘s all the sick, lame, lazy doing there.
124. Before you get into your car you do a formal DI, following a checklist.
125.When you get into your car and look for the "master switch".
126. You favorite pair of shoes are your cbt boots.
127. When your favorite sweater is an American Alpha liner under your plaid hunting jacket.
128. When you phone home to your wife with weekend plans, and your start off by saying, "Hi, Warning order, prepare to copy."
- Reaction score
- 5,862
- Points
- 1,360
For us older guys 131. Even though you lost your SIN card 26 years ago you still remember it as part of your name.
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CANSIGS
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132. You go camping with the family and have them dig trenches with arcs of fire
- Reaction score
- 2
- Points
- 430
133. You continually update a thread about how you‘ve been in the Army too long and can‘t quite stop because there is WAY too many things that.....
134. You walk up to some long hair hippie and stomp your foot saying "is that hurting you?" out of habit.
134. You walk up to some long hair hippie and stomp your foot saying "is that hurting you?" out of habit.
- Reaction score
- 0
- Points
- 160
137. You fill out an IMP feedback card for new types of ham steak (they‘re all so good!)
- Reaction score
- 0
- Points
- 210
138: You own more army clothing than civi street clothing
139: The civi cloathing you do own, as closely resembles issued clothing as possible (ie: all green/tan cargo pants)
140: your sears/zellers catologue has been replaced by a Canadian Peacekeeper or dropzone tactical catologue
141: you have a 2‘ X 4‘ army poster hanging up in your room (or in my case... 3 of them)
142: you have an entire room in youre house dedicated to the army and your gear.
143: you actually look forward to waking up at 0500 to go to work
139: The civi cloathing you do own, as closely resembles issued clothing as possible (ie: all green/tan cargo pants)
140: your sears/zellers catologue has been replaced by a Canadian Peacekeeper or dropzone tactical catologue
141: you have a 2‘ X 4‘ army poster hanging up in your room (or in my case... 3 of them)
142: you have an entire room in youre house dedicated to the army and your gear.
143: you actually look forward to waking up at 0500 to go to work
GGHG_Cadet
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144.You look into your closet to find a sea of green.
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