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corporal-cam
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I noticed alot of you are extremly conservative and proud of it so I though you might like this email I got...
Liberal or Conservative
I was traveling between Sarnia and London the other day when a tire blew out.
Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat.
My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van.
He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?"
"Yes, I sure do," I replied.
"You a Liberal or Conservative," asked the old man.
"Conservative," I replied.
"Well, you can just go to ****," yelled the old man as he sped off.
Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question.
Again, I gave the same answer, "Conservative."
The driver gave me the finger and drove off.
I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area
seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few
Conservatives.
The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde.
She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Liberal or Conservative.
"Liberal" I shouted.
"Hop in!" replied the blonde.
Driving down the road, I couldn‘t help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts,and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car."
She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out.
"What‘s the matter?" she asked.
"I can‘t take it anymore," I replied.
"I‘ve only been a Liberal for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody".
Liberal or Conservative
I was traveling between Sarnia and London the other day when a tire blew out.
Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat.
My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van.
He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?"
"Yes, I sure do," I replied.
"You a Liberal or Conservative," asked the old man.
"Conservative," I replied.
"Well, you can just go to ****," yelled the old man as he sped off.
Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question.
Again, I gave the same answer, "Conservative."
The driver gave me the finger and drove off.
I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area
seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few
Conservatives.
The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde.
She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Liberal or Conservative.
"Liberal" I shouted.
"Hop in!" replied the blonde.
Driving down the road, I couldn‘t help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts,and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car."
She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out.
"What‘s the matter?" she asked.
"I can‘t take it anymore," I replied.
"I‘ve only been a Liberal for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody".