New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)

[career_radio-checker]

*in Russian accent* .... In soviet Russia, sledge hammer 'handles' YOU.

 

[career_radio-checker]

The troops were in for a surprise when commerad WO told them that they were going out to the parade square to 'pound the pavement'.

 

[geo]

Heh...
(with heavy russian accent)
In good old Soviet union, this is how we obtained the Peace all you UN fellows have been telling me about.

 

[Mike Baker]

Now, lets test your reflexes, Sergi.

 

[PMedMoe]

"I squish your head!" 

;D

On a side note, I notice the bandage on the hammer wielder's arm.  Makes you wonder if he was holding the block earlier...

 

[Reccesoldier]

"Man, I've always wanted to do this!" (the look on the guys face sys it all)

 

[vonGarvin]

Вы идиот! Вы заслуживаете умереть!​

 

[midget-boyd91]

"This'll learn ya not to eat my McChicken!!"

 

[Parked4everuser]

Here's a new one for you:

 

[Reccesoldier]

"Dude, pull my finger."

 

[xena]

I KEEEEL YOU!

(if you've seen Achmed the Dead Terrorist, you'll get it.  If you haven't seen Achmed, search youtube - it's priceless!)

 

[MedTechStudent]

"Stay still soldier theres a cinder block on your head"
"Get it get it!"

 

[Timmy!]

*Nelson Muntz Voice from Simpsons*

"HA HA"

 

[Michael OLeary]

"And I'll have one of the honey cruellers."

 

[vonGarvin]

"And I'll have one of the honey cruellers."

But...he can't be a mortar man....those aren't mortar gloves.  And he's wearing too much issued kit!  ;D

 

[geo]

You.... Yes YOU Cpl Bloggins,

OR

F*(%!!! goggles are fogging up again!

 

[Timmy!]

*Pte Bloggins wants you do join the Army*

 

[Sub_Guy]

Yes you too can look like this, with Ebay anything is possible

 

[Burrows]

"I dressed up for THIS THREAD!"

 

[geo]

Fly united!