New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)

[Jammer]

Hehe,
DJ...Go figure...Right George....?

 

[JBoyd]

Im telling you, it would not be a waste of money to install those back-up sound thingy's like those big trucks have......

 

[Zell_Dietrich]

In a desperate, although misguided, attempt to increase the number of tanks the good folks in bravo company realised "it doesn't work like that".

 

[Rayman]

You know....I told you to hit the brake pedal on your left...not your other left!

 

[Jammer]

So you couldn't wait for the ARV to change a torsion bar????

 

[Jammer]

Osama could only take one of his wives with him...

 

[George Wallace]

Driver!  When I says Whoa!  I means WHOA!

 

[Sig_Des]

On the advice of his PR Reps, OBL decided to star in his own version of "The Motorcycle Diaries"

 

[JAWS228]

After spending years hiding out in Pakistani caves, OBL could no longer resist the temptation to seek out his long lost love. 

 

[Timmy!]

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

;D

 

[sober_ruski]

Tank version of The Helicopter F@ck  ;D


ps
google it

 

[Rayman]

Uh-oh...better get Macco.

 

[danchapps]

"You take a tank from the middle and you put it on top." The Army version of Jenga tenatively called Tanka!

 

[Gunner98]

W'at y'all doin' lookin' at me, the MSgt said we wuz to 'up armor".

 

[Thompson_JM]

Guy in the Center: "THIS IS THE WORST DEFAULTERS PARADE EVER!!!"

 

[PMedMoe]

If the budget cuts are so bad that we can't get jumps, why not get rid of the horses?

 

[Gunner98]

"Opps, bad timing again, lifted off too early."  "Joey was that a hoof in the arse or one to the jewels, or maybe both." 

Upside down Joey: "I can no longer tell because everything has gone numb like my head.  How many frigin' horses are in the equestrian practice today."

 

[geo]

I will put up with the horse jumping over my privates BUT, I will not consider that big fat ba$tard doing the same

 

[Jacqueline]

They had to do something to impress "Mr. Big Boss In White".

 

[geo]

man in white?... that's a member of the Ambulance crew! Bunch of boy scouts!