New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)

[midget-boyd91]

I think using Laytons head as a light reflector would be in violation of local fishing rules & regs, if there were any to begin with.

There MUST be regulations there. He has a rifle sitting next to him, and he's still fishing with the rod.

Midget

 

[Shamrock]

VENICE, Reuters.

American militery learned of an Al Qaeda attempts to destroy gondolas in Italy's famous waterway city through fish-borne improvised explosive devices.  Pictured above, an engineer uses the latest in FBIED detection and retrieval technology.

 

[OkotoksRookie]

Couple more

The ugly stick must hurt like hell....

I wish I knew how to quit you.....

 

[vonGarvin]

The first variants of the Terminator series Killbots were apparently quite easy to spot.

 

[Timmy!]

This man was not hit by the ugly stick. Instead, he was drag through the ugly tree orchard by a low flying cessna! Now he seeks his sweet revenge against the pilot, orchard farmer, and the local community. "Say hello to my special friend!"

;D

 

[Timmy!]

*Chinese accent*
Wang? Is that little wang?  ;D

 

[Mike Baker]

Hahahahahah....I can't think of what to say!

 

[Timmy!]

First it was the handicapped suicide bomber child........... now presenting..........

 

[Rodahn]

The decision to conscript siamese twins so that they could share a cannister apparently needed some further thought processes....

 

[Reccesoldier]

Blue eyes eh?  Very fricken funny $#^$&#*&$#@#.  I'll show you funny.

 

[Dissident]

for above, reference joke: "She had blue eyes, one blew this way, one blew that way"...

 

[Shamrock]

for above, reference joke: "She had blue eyes, one blew this way, one blew that way"...

Thanks tips!

 

[Gunner98]

Dominant eye for sighting purposes - nope both of them are weak.

Love 'un-American style' - don't ask, don't tell, but please don't show.

 

[Sig_Des]

Stole this one form the uniform thread

MC Hammer had a brief stint as a military uniform designer after he got out of the Music Business

 

[Gunner98]

I guess it is just the 2 of us for parade today, sir.  The remainder of the troops opted for defaulters rather than wear this silly get-up.

Actual caption from MOD site, "On their return from a 6-month tour of Iraq, the King's Royal Hussars (KRH) held a medal parade where the Regimental Colonel, Brigadier CK Price CBE (late KRH), presented the medals."

 

[PMedMoe]

I guess it is just the 2 of us for parade today, sir.  The remainder of the troops opted for defaulters rather than wear this silly get-up.

But do they know that defaulters consists of wearing this silly get-up for a full week?

 

[Gunner98]

This is the defaulter's parade.

 

[geo]

Arch that back!

Arch it I say!....

Pte Bloggins, help Pte Smith arch his back..... with extreme prejudice!

 

[Old Ranger]

Johnny soon remembered the advice of don't volunteer for the Sgt's improvised catapult class....

 

[Penny]

Pte Bloggins: You sure this will make me taller Sarg?

Sgt Pain:  Sure. Would I lie to you, shorty?