New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)

[BernDawg]

Hey PO!  Look what I can do with a can of WD-40 and a lighter!  >

 

[Trinity]

This takes "neck pushed to the back of your collar" to a whole new level  :-[

 

[Mike Bobbitt]

Must... not... sneeze...

 

[Reccesoldier]

"Private Frankenstein cover those up!" "Blazes son you can't go on parade with your bolts showing."

 

[Harley Sailor]

And the PO said I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached

 

[armyvern]

Must... not... sneeze...

Or cough!! Or anyone else cough!! That seems to be contagious on Parades!!

 

[sober_ruski]

Contrary to popular believe, what happens in Vegas does not always stay in Vegas 

 

[Mike Bobbitt]

Still in the shrinkwrap... I love that new hornet smell.

 

[WannaBeFlyer]

Sounds like some of the emergency room stories my buddy tells me about...

 

[WannaBeFlyer]

"Hello?...common guys...it's really hot in here...."

 

[Jacqueline]

A straight jacket for the plane's insane character, it's only right because it really is ILL!

 

[Trinity]

 

[tango22a]

I know you never liked me.....BUT!!!

tango22a

 

[Zell_Dietrich]

In a biter twist of Irony,  threatening another 8 hour powerpoint presentation on the value of working together ACTUALLY GOT two coworkers to team up and thus save themselves from the Lt's presentation.

 

[BernDawg]

no...No...NO...NO...NO...

 

[danchapps]

And, coming in at #1 on the David Letterman's Top Ten List "Things you should not play fetch with", hand grenades.

 

[midget-boyd91]

I knew dogs were a little bit 'explosive' when you try to feed them a new food... but this, takes the taco.

Midget

 

[PMedMoe]

When the CO says he wants fresh field rations, they had better be really fresh!!!!!

 

[George Wallace]

Definitely not a Scotsman.  Must be a Swede.  Is Rudolf at the front of the truck?

 

[danchapps]

It gets lonely down on the (reindeer) farm.