New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)

[Centurian1985]

Hmmm,

Any idea when the 'Fur Traders' is coming out...?  ;D

BTW, some very good comedy relief in the last few posts! 

 

[Korus]

The left wing students were at a loss of words to explain how the US could gain access to Afghanistan's oil deposits by killing it's sheep.

 

[monika]

The left wing students were at a loss of words to explain how the US could gain access to Afghanistan's oil deposits by killing it's sheep.

Being a left wing knitter the answer is obvious - use the fleeces to absorb the oil!

 

[Michael OLeary]

Sadly, the Veterinary Corps troops who had failed the Darwin Species Recognition Exam were inoculating for bird flu.

 

[Kat Stevens]

" I don't see how getting the sheep hooked on heroin is going to win any hearts and minds over here, Sarge."

 

[zipperhead_cop]

It was not long before the locals became wary of the Scottish units and the way the herd walked after another "inoculation and tent examination" exercise.

 

[Trinity]

Padre: tess, how does jumping in our DEU's support tess' remembrance day challenge.

tess:  WHAT!?

 

[George Wallace]

SNAPT   (Swiss Naval Airborne Parachute Team)   Annual Mess Dinner over Lake Geneva was a hair raising experience.  Here we see the PMC exchanging pleasantries with his Vice prior to the last call to Dinner.

 

[MdB]

Left guy: You sure we're on time?

Right guy: Don't worry, the frigate will follow as soon as we land. ;D

 

[Clément Barbeau Vermet]

The Canadian Forces recently adopted a new method to ensure that new recruits are younger.

 

[Korus]

"How you dooooiiiinnn?"

 

[Korus]

 

[Sig_Des]

This is the best costume my Mommy made me, EVER!

 

[Thompson_JM]

Yeah, Im badass... but not as badass as that Cosmo Tactical Guy...

(Separated at Birth?!?!??)

 

[Michael OLeary]

"Hi there, this is the Recruiting Centre, right?  Oh good, Mr. Journeyman from Army.ca said I should come down and catch the next bus for BMQ."

 

[COBRA-6]

Pte Butterball reporting as ordered! Now where do I get my throwing knife, the one you strap to your back??

 

[Gunner98]

Spawn of Darth Vader unmasked. (How you ask?  Artifical insemination from Yoda's Force Preserved For You Sperm Bank.)

 

[Hot Lips]

(To the tune of cops)
Fat Boys Fats boys...whatcha gonna do...whatcha gonna do when he sits on you...

LMAO

HL

 

[Black Watch]

Any captions for this one?

This is a dummy, you idiot!

 

[zipperhead_cop]

Being of different educational backgrounds, when Ahmed told Ali that he wanted an RPG, Ali just assumed it stood for "Role Playing Game".