New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)

[17thRecceSgt]

New dress standard SOP's for CF members in non-combat areas:
Left -   UN Urban Camoflauge, Temperate and Tropical Regions, Beach Duty.  Argyle Shorts and Hairline-reduction Glasses.  
Right - UN Urban Camoflauge, Temperate and Tropical Regions, Desk Duty.  Shorts, Glasses, Light T-shirt and C3 Dress Sandals.

Weapon and vehicle optional.

Centurian nailed that one !  Perfect!  Clean dismount and all!  (judge shows a 10)  :rofl:

 

[Black Watch]

try this

 

[medicineman]

How about trying out for the newest reality show "Rockstar - The New Village People".

MM

 

[zipperhead_cop]

Bruce Willis makes a bold move to star in the upcoming Die Hard on Brokeback Mountain. 

(bad play on words purely unintentional, although a bonus  ;D)

 

[Trinity]

This one came to us.  We didn't even have to go hunting for a good image for headlines.
This is one of our members, Sherry I believe.

Hope you're a good sport.

 

[Trinity]

When the Chief Clerk said no, she really meant it!

 

[Inspir]

When dad told us "You boys listen to your mother or your going to get it!" he wasn't kidding

 

[Black Watch]

"now, john, you'll sweep the floor, will ya?"-mom

 

[medicineman]

This is what prospective suitors are greeted with when picking up Buella's daughters for a date (or untimely wedding perhaps  ;D)   

MM

 

[Black Watch]

oooops....

 

[c.jacob]

oooops....

Hey that looks like my old car.  I wondered what happened to it.

 

[snowy]

ouchhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! can somebody get me out, i'm still in the car ;D

 

[Juvat]

After atempting to parallel park beside the CO's vehicle, Tpr Bloggins got distracted by a shiny object.  Sadly, he did not pass his driving course.

 

[Hot Lips]

This is what prospective suitors are greeted with when picking up Buella's daughters for a date (or untimely wedding perhaps  ;D)   

MM

Now that's the makin's of a shotgun wedding if I ever saw one...

HL

 

[snowy]

After atempting to parallel park beside the CO's vehicle, Tpr Bloggins got distracted by a shiny object.  Sadly, he did not pass his driving course.

And he was warned, not once, not twice, but thrice and now he has paid the price ;D

 

[Trinity]

Mud Recce Man - I left notes TWICE on his windshield.  He got his warning.

 

[GO!!!]

Mud Recce Man - I left notes TWICE on his windshield.  He got his warning.

......So I followed him for a day or two, until I saw him operating his vehicle illegally by driving on the shoulder - at that point - I knew I had to enforce discipline - all I could hear was NATO crumbling around me - so I ran his ass over with my tank. The RSM will be so proud, I know it!

 

[George Wallace]

"I SAID... GUNNER!......STAB ON!........NOT!........DRIVER!.......SAAB ON!"

 

[zipperhead_cop]

Sadly, after this exercise, both vehicles required the same amount of maintenance to get them back on the road.

 

[Michael OLeary]

Trooper Bloggins attempts to prove his assertion that not only the Smart car can be parked two to a parking space.