New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)

[3rd Herd]

...not at this end, RSM...

Me thinks you just out scored TN2IC.

 

[3rd Herd]

The upmost in new Infantry fighting vechicle proclaims the Liberial defense critic:

 

[Timmy!]

OMG... How did I forget that one!!!

I wasn't around... not fair not fair... don't make me call a mod over..

Trucker Power Unite!


;D

 

[Timmy!]

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[rmacqueen]

Ford could not figure out why their new concept car was such a flop at the auto show

 

[Shamrock]

"Driver, on the next bound we're going to jockey left, come around the feature to our front, and hide from the infantry.  Hopefully then they'll stop laughing at the new MGS."

 

[Jacqueline]

"If you don't like it... take a bird's eye view and you'll see the tank resembles a fist on it's side with the middle finger sticking right... at... you..."

 

[Thompson_JM]

Dude, im gonna be the most Bad-ass airsofter at the Tournement with this outfit!

 

[Parked4everuser]

"MJOLNIR, MK I"

I think some of you hardcore hardcore  geeks will catch that

(Yes that makes me a hardcore geek)

 

[bcbarman]

I love these twin camelbacks, Gin in the left one, tonic in the other.  Just gotta find a way to get some Ice out of my backpack without breaking cover

 

[career_radio-checker]

Anybody notice the desert tans and black boots combo?

 

[fourninerzero]

Or the black cordura on the pants, or the woodland helmet cover, or completely black rifle (although i suppose not everyone can look like I6 ;D).

and what are the webbing loops on the back of the legs for? emergency hotrod and slimjim holders?

The guy on the left has an ipod strapped to his wrist. tis a good idea, im gonna get me some gun tape and rig me up that too.

 

[Trooper Hale]

Hahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahaha
etc
I love Gold like that. And just think, some loser actually spent time creating that figure and thinking it was cool!  ;D
Excuse me while i continue laughing

 

[17thRecceSgt]

and what are the webbing loops on the back of the legs for? emergency hotrod and slimjim holders?

:rofl:  hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa  THAT was funny

 

[zipperhead_cop]

and what are the webbing loops on the back of the legs for? emergency hotrod and slimjim holders?

I'm not so sure that is a bad idea.  Just not on the legs.  Who can say how many firefights could have gone better if a soldier didn't have to be groping about for his dried meat treats? 

 

[17thRecceSgt]

I'm not so sure that is a bad idea.  Just not on the legs.  Who can say how many firefights could have gone better if a soldier didn't have to be groping about for his dried meat treats? 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ahh man this one is killing me!

 

[Shamrock]

What are the webbing loops on the back of the legs for?

Honest answer, scrim. 

Real answer, throwing knives.  Can never have enough throwing knives, especially ones you throw from your feet.

 

[JesseWZ]

You will also notice the device on the left wrist has been designed to fire said throwing knives at velocities slightly above the human foot.

 

[Shamrock]

So, at the speed of knee?

 

[career_radio-checker]

the slim jims are for the F***ing guard dogs.