short arm inspection

[Art Johnson]

When I was in the Army short arm inspection was carried out quite regularly now that we have females in the Combat Arms does this still happen?

 

[kaspacanada]

k, I feel like a dumb*ss but I‘ve been in the reserves for three years, and haven‘t yet done my training in the regs, but what is a short arm inspection?

 

[muskrat89]

Imagine a medical inspection of one of your body‘s appendages, that happens to be shorter than your arms....

 

[kaspacanada]

does my lack of awareness on this topic mean that they don‘t do this anymore???

 

[muskrat89]

I can‘t even remember if they did it to me in 83 when I joined. From 83 until 96 when I got out, I definitely never had it done. Of course, maybe the MOs were intimidated by such an awesome specimen.....

 

[kaspacanada]

or mabey they thought you weren‘t getting any and didn‘t need to test you.

 

[Padraig OCinnead]

Where can I go get one? The M.O. on my base is very good looking! ( Are you reading this Ma‘am?)

 

[kaspacanada]

I shouldn‘t really be laughing, but I can understand where that comes from. But I am sure the guys end up getting checked by a Dwarf with an Axe handy in case there is a problem.

 

[Sh0rtbUs]

ok...one question....why!?

 

[Infanteer]

Ha...some guys on my tour sure got a few of those after they passed around a Thai whore on leave!

 

[kaspacanada]

just what the public needs to hear.

here‘s to the girls, here‘s to the beers,
here‘s to those dirty Canadian infanteers.

 

[Ruthless4Life]

Originally posted by muskrat89:
[qb] Imagine a medical inspection of one of your body‘s appendages, that happens to be shorter than your arms.... [/qb]

What are you talking about "shorter than my arm"?

 

[Tpr.Orange]

nope i haven‘t had one yet and i dont think they do it anymore

 

[Spr.Earl]

Originally posted by kaspacanada:
[qb] k, I feel like a dumb*ss but I‘ve been in the reserves for three years, and haven‘t yet done my training in the regs, but what is a short arm inspection? [/qb]

A Short Arm Inspection in lay man‘s term‘s is an inspection to see if you have a Blobby Knob.
Now you get it?

 

[kaspacanada]

(I always wondered what that thing was for)