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So there I was.......

......looked for men who were not anatomically correct like......
 
...Braddock after the North Viets were finished with him...
 
.. and while this was going on the troops were discussing the viability a lawn dart tournament during the company smoker, or they should stick with combat croquet ...
 
.... but seeing you could lose an eye at either game they chose Tiddlywinks instead but wouldn't you know it, Private Numpty took one to the ...
 
throat and fell into the ditch writhing in pain, all four hoofs in the air, screaming like 200 lbs of ..........
 
.....crap in a 10 lb sand bag, which is what was used to stop the flooding when the.......
 
... counter-insurgency SPECOPS platoon employed by the government during the Fenian Raids ...
 
.... on the drive in theater in Toronto to secure the only known copy of the movie ...
 
... in which John Bobbitt exhibited his truncated assets as a porn star (no, not that John Bobbitt, the other John Bobbitt) ...
 
... but not sharp enough for the Legion of Frontiersmen, their application being turned down for being too Waltish, so they contemplated a move to Australia ...
 
...where they heard beer was the national drink...
 
in the Bureau of Silly Walks located on the first floor, not the main floor, but never the Ground floor, possibly..........
 
.... the sub-second floor or most probably the upper basement ...
 
a country renowned for its flora and fauna, mostly located in or near wide expanses of sand called.......
 
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