So there I was.......

[kkwd]

.... and outfit it with poutine cannons and add on armour consisting of garbage bags stiffened with grease from the hair of the major. They sailed it ....

 

[Shec]

...until they discovered that their homemade bow-ramp, cut in an attempt to convert the vessel into a landing craft, lacked the necessary structural integrity...

 

[kkwd]

.... being made of cardboard and used drinking straws reinforced with Elmer's glue, all stolen from the 6 years olds. Sea trials were unsuccessful so ....

 

[Shec]

...hanging on for dear life to the Titanic deck chairs that they stolen from the Maritime Museum of the Atlantic...

 

[kkwd]

.... they were run over by the Argentia ferry but didn't suffer any injuries due to ....

 

[Shec]

...the impact absorbing qualities of their poutine filled life preservers...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... so, after washing up on the shores of McNab's Island, ...

 

[Niteshade]

...They were captured by hermit crabs living in coconut shells when suddenly...

 

[helpup]

The brightest of their crew asked.. " What are coconut shelled hermit crabs doing on this Island, I thought we were in Halfiax?" with out skipping a beat the Hermit crabs as one replied">>>>>>>>>

 

[Michael OLeary]

... "Do a search, that's been asked before!" ...

 

[George Wallace]

as they rolled their eyes and threw back yet another wee dram of Scotland's finest only to hear.......

 

[The Bread Guy]

....a crew member below yelling, "Are you sick, man?!?," before he ran up to the main deck, holding....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... the crew's favourite stuffed bunny ...

 

[George Wallace]

Harvey, who was known affectionately as......

 

[Shec]

... Mon Petit Herve...










...

 

[Michael OLeary]

.. and normally lives below with Susie the inflatable sheep and ....

 

[Shec]

...the Major's collection of GI Joe action figures...

 

[Haggis]

... which could usually be found lustily chatting up a box of Barbies stacked on the same shelf.  Ken, however, felt left out...

 

[Shec]

...exemplifying the growing undercurrent of dissatisfaction in the ranks...

 

[George Wallace]

as was indicated in the numerous subscriptions to .............