So there I was.......

[kkwd]

... lucky I kept spare arms in my trunk so i screwed on a fresh one and headed to ...

 

[twistidnick]

...Barefaxxx on York St to eat lunch but all of the sudden...

 

[kkwd]

.... the ground parted and I was sucked down....

 

[Michael OLeary]

.... the ground parted and I was sucked down....

... falling faster than an "out of the box" captain on the merit list ....

 

[geo]

... until I hit rock bottom & rode the rebound back onto street level....

 

[kkwd]

.... but I hit my head on the glass ceiling  , but that didn't stop me from ...

 

[twistidnick]

...stealing Jack Layton's Scotch from is Parliamentary office, and bringing it to...

 

[kkwd]

.... wouldn't you know, cheap scotch in an expensive bottle, maybe not, let's take it over to get it analyzed, I was wrong, it's floor polish, cheap bastard, I make my way to the river and throw ...

 

[Old Sweat]

up at the sight of a cluster f_ck of river otters and the chorus line of the recent revival of The Sound of Music by the . . .

 

[Panzer Grenadier]

...Al Franken fan club who then suddenly strip of their coveralls to reveal...

 

[kkwd]

.... a couple of moldy raisins but they disappeared in a puff of dust, so we had a good laugh at ...

 

[Haggis]

.. their blue Under Armour tights, Oakleys and a HSGI tan tac vest, none of which matched their MEC snowshoes...

 

[kkwd]

.... but at least they could trade all that stuff in for a half chewed sandwich and a cigar stub, we did better however and ...

 

[George Wallace]

.....and got Timmies coupons, good until........

 

[kkwd]

... oh no, 10 minutes, we better hurry before they empty the pot, I like the sludge the best. After a satisfying quaff we headed ...

 

[George Wallace]

.....Due South, passing......

 

[kkwd]

... the local herd of scared sheep headed from the HQ of the BubblyGum Highlanders, we had a great ...

 

[Haggis]

... pointing and laughing at the disheveled mob outside of NDHQ, wiping their runny noses on thier arctic mitts, waiting in vain for OC Transpo to...

 

[kkwd]

.... send around the new model staff car, a Radio Flyer wagon pulled by a team of gophers, so they all ...

 

[Michael OLeary]

.... had a great time explaining how things were better when the Army had pips, the navy had flogging and the Air Force was just a couple of stringbags ...