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Student punished for spaghetti beliefs

The question is, when is Pastafarianism going to be a choice to have on your dogtags?
 
..... is there really anything that can be said as an explanation to this??  ("their" take on the ten commandments)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#The_Eight_.22I.27d_Really_Rather_You_Didn.27ts.22
Captain Mosey and the Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"

While brooding atop Mount Salsa because he cannot find a pirate ship, Mosey the Pirate captain (a parody of Moses from the Old Testament) receives some advice from the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the form of ten stone tablets. These were called the "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" by the FSM, the "Commandments" by Mosey, and the "Condiments" by his Pirate gang. While there were originally ten "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts", two were dropped on the way back down the mountain, with eight remaining. This event "partly accounts for Pastafarians' flimsy moral standards". The FSM's commandments address the treatment of people of other faiths, worship of the FSM, sexual conduct, and nutrition.

The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"

  1. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou *** When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.
  2. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don't Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.
  3. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. Samey = Samey. One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal and Fuchsia.
  4. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.
  5. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The B*******.
  6. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build Multimillion-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick):

  1. Ending Poverty
  2. Curing Diseases
  3. Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable
      I Might be a Complex-Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM the Creator.

  7. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?
  8. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot Of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If The Other Person Is Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear a CONDOM! Honestly, It's A Piece Of Rubber. If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did It I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.
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........ uh huh. Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster  :cdnsalute:
 
now thats what i call commandmants. words to live by, coming straight from his holy noodleness.
 
Heh...
The young man got into trouble with his teacher when said teacher asked

-  " where are your Bucanners"?
th which the young man answered....

- " under me bucking hat"!

at which point said young man was send down to the principal's office............. :)
 
I became a believer a year or so ago, as soon as I saw the charts.  Any religion that has charts is ok in my book.

Ramen
 
I was looking for a religion that would sacrifice virgins....

Do you know how hard it is to find a virgin in the CF?   >:D
 
Did you see the letter that was written to the school board requesting they teach about the flying spagetti monster in schools.  They included pictures.  The midget was a nice touch.
 
Yes, but they didn't put any pirates in it!!!

ARRRHHH!

RAmen.
 
Jacob said:
Did you see the letter that was written to the school board requesting they teach about the flying spagetti monster in schools.  They included pictures.  The midget was a nice touch.
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I am in the prophecy. All hail Midget!  :D  (or you could just bring me a cookie)
 
HERESY!

BURNED the midget!

He didn't ask for pasta...


#2 I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don't Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.
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Oups, sorry, got carried away ;)!
 
Not too sure about the pastafarian thing but perhaps he just wanted to celebrate international talk like a pirate day

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


GF
 
The principal in question here shall soon feel the wrath of His Noodly Appendage.

RAMEN.
 
So...will the Pastafarian Padres have to wear a Navy DEU? I'm eager to see what the cap badge will look like.
 
Now thats a good question. Another one: If you're a Pastafarian, do you get to skip compulsory Church Parade?

:cdn:
Hawk
 
I'm sorry to inform you that it appears that the Flying Spaghetti Monster
is not an officially recognized religion in the Canadian Forces.  ;D ::)

If anyone is curious you can find the lists here


http://www.forces.gc.ca/hr/religions/engraph/religions_toc_e.asp
 
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