John, a bottle of JD? You know the way to a woman's heart!
Since I must give credit where it is due this is my adaptation of a prize winner(Mustang's Grill) from Burlington Ribfest. Since I'm at the culinary confessional, I use this on beef far more often than on ribs because I'm a BBQ bereft condo dweller.
First things first, get good ribs. If you are using side ribs get lean ones. If you're lucky enough to have an old fashioned butcher shop or organic meat, this is worth shelling out the extra cash to get 'em. Then again, you lot are apt to go shoot your own cow/pig
Another important step, peel off the membrane on the back of the rib if it hasn't already been done. Not a pleasant task but it makes a difference(not merely because doing it in a restaurant paid for my post Grade 13 summer drinking!)
Before preparing marinade place ribs in a large roasting pan (bone side down - otherwise the meat may stick to the pan). If you've spent enough of your life cleaning as I have you can "cheat" by using those foil liners in a pan, or use the heavy duty aluminium foil roasters.
Also, make sure you have space in your fridge for the roasting pan. Yes I know it's obvious but just in case some OCdts or Infantry are making this ;D
Marinade
enough for about 4 large racks)
1 can of tomato paste(the 60 ml or in guy terms, the same as a double shot)
5 tbl. of maple syrup
2 tbl. of beef bouillon(if you haven't got the liquid stuff toss in an OXO cube or Magi)
2 tbl. of soy sauce(use teriyaki if it's all you have - I might forgive you
)
1 tbl. of Montreal steak spice(I've an affinity for the Club House brand stuff)
1 tbl. of freshly ground black pepper
-->optional - 1 teaspoon ground ginger(or to taste)
-->optional - a pinch or two of red pepper/chili flakes
3 cloves smashed garlic
1 whole onion chopped (including the skin unless you've a lazy blender as I have and it keeps getting stuck!)
1 whole green pepper chopped (throw in seeds/everything) - must admit I think red pepper is tastier here
1 large can(1.36 litres) of pineapple juice
1) Mix above together in a blender, in which case not all the juice will fit so just add as much as you can without having it splat over your kitchen. Or use a whisk if you want to get into that manly outdoor groove. Pour the whole lot over the ribs.
2) If ribs are not completely covered in marinade, add more pineapple juice to roasting pan until ribs are COMPLETELY submerged(just like when you tried flushing your siblings down the loo as a child!). Seeing how you've likely mixed any remaining pineapple juice in your home into Pina Coladas, go ahead and use water if it's all you've got. Or be daring - use some other tropical juice you've hidden away in the pantry lest someone drop by and see you've something other than beer, JD, or vodka kicking about.
3) Cover roasting pan and refrigerate for 24 hours.(aprx. 6 war stories)
4) Put roasting pan in oven (exactly as is - marinade + ribs) at 325F/160C/gas mark 3 for 2 - 2.5 hours(roughly half a war story) - you'll know they're ready when you can pull apart two of the ribs(like that one guy you fought one night outside of Sassy's)...if the ribs come apart easily they are done!(again, like that one guy you fought one night outside of Sassy's
4.5) In the event that you are being exceedingly generous or have charged your friends admission and are cooking more than 4 racks, cooking time will be closer to 3(three) hours. Once you hit the 2(two) hour point, do as you do with new recruits and keep checking on them every 15- 20 minutes. Yelling and cursing at ribs, unlike recruits, will not make them go any faster.
5). This is where it gets tricky. You have to move the pan of fiery, hot dead animal from the oven to the barbecue. If you need a map, for the love of God, don't let an officer get involved
Send your Recce buddies out if needed to scout out a clear and unobstructed route to the BBQ. Have Sappers create bridges as needed. Once you have established path and arrived at destination, grill ribs for 10-12 minutes using any sauce or spice you like. I use Diana Sauce because it's as sweet and saucy as the chef.
Enjoy!(yes I was rather bored when I posted this)