The Most unbelievable thing ever heard on a Parade...

[Rodahn]

Not heard on a formal parade per se, but at the men's Xmas dinner in 4CER back in the eighties, one particular CO's message to the troops was "Pick your six feet of ground, as this is where your going to die"

For some strange reason he received an anonymous package of toy soldiers with the message of "Play with these"!

 

[X-mo-1979]

The funnest thing I ever heard?

We need the following people for a "work party"......tpr cokehead....tpr cokehead..

Thank you sir!