The Womanly Thread - Thank you Tommy ;)

[HavokFour]

Nothing womanly to report today, but please enjoy this bouquet of kittens.

 

[armyvern]

I hate kittens; with a passion.

Baby seals are OK. My favourite is men.

Men love women; life rocks.

 

[KnightShift]

I installed a new toilet seat in the downstairs washroom the other day, which I would normally think would go under the "manly thread" for being a household repair.

Until she showed me the seat she picked out......

 

[HavokFour]

Now you can pee while you SeaWorld and SeaWorld while you pee!

 

[Hammer Sandwich]

Now you can pee while you SeaWorld and SeaWorld while you pee!

(Three slow claps, Golf style)....

Well done.... :nod:

You sharp Bastard...

 

[Alea]

I hate kittens; with a passion.

You mean... this is what you could do to them?

Alea

 

[PMedMoe]

Okay, plucked, showered, shaved* and painted my toenails pink. 

Oh, and I'm wearing a skirt, too.  :nod:

*Legs and armpits.

Edit to add:  My fingernails are now pink, too.

LOL, Vern.  ;D

 

[armyvern]

I had a headache.

;D

 

[Newapplicant78]

aLRIGHT you ladies got me I did the normal daily things. However I didn't do anything nearly as spontaneous as some of the other posts. Going to make a promise to myself to do something womanly for myself no matter what! :rage:

 

[Thompson_JM]

I lit a Scented Candle in the Bathroom....

After finding a nice decorative holder to put it in so wax wouldn't end up everywhere...

 

[OldSolduer]

I watched Oprah and her show about becoming a vegan. That count?

 

[Donovanpayne]

I made myself two sandwiches, thought about clothes, and clipping my nails.

Note: The sandwich one is only a joke and is not intended to offend any of you ladies out there. However! I did actually make them...

 

[Newapplicant78]

Singing, dancing and laughed out loud maybe because its Friday!

 

[daftandbarmy]

I stated a whispering campaign behind someone's back then denied it to their face when they confronted me. Then wrote about it all in my diary.  ;D

 

[Sapplicant]

I just ate 3 jars of frosting while wearing sweatpants with "SASSY" printed on the arse.

 

[Hammer Sandwich]

I just ate 3 jars of frosting while wearing sweatpants with "SASSY" printed on the arse.

Do...do...ddd...do ya wanna come over?
I have a gallon of schnapps.... :-*

Let's check this out...
-Sappplicant
-Profile page
-Male.......WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!

(Jeezus...old habits die hard Man....sorry....close one)

...Ya almost got me though!

 

[Sapplicant]

Do...do...ddd...do ya wanna come over?
I have a gallon of schnapps.... :-*

Let's check this out...
-Sappplicant
-Profile page
-Male.......WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!

(Jeezus...old habits die hard Man....sorry....close one)

...Ya almost got me though!

Hey, this is Canada. Don't ask, don't tell, don't exist sweetie. You just strap on the tacohol-vest of yours and come on over  :-*

 

[HavokFour]

Today I giggled in a very unmanly fashion because of this post. I think I may have also died a little inside.

Hey, this is Canada. Don't ask, don't tell, don't exist sweetie. You just strap on the tacohol-vest of yours and come on over  :-*

 

[Alea]

Hey, this is Canada. Don't ask, don't tell, don't exist sweetie. You just strap on the tacohol-vest of yours and come on over  :-*

Cool!
Hammer has so many pockets in his strap-on-thing that I am sure there is enough alcohool in there for a long party... Can I join?

Alea

 

[Hammer Sandwich]

the tacohol-vest

To echo HavokFour......
I actually "Laughed Out Loud" at that...literally...(not in the ghey way that the kids "LOL"...), but actually.
I had another punny comment on the 3rd video...something about (urban pourfare)....

Shoot....I just realized this is the womanly thread....sorry!

I do have spectaular tits, though....