The WTF News Files

[cavalryman]

http://asmdss.com/humor/overprotective-new-army-mom-ruins-sons-military-life-after-complaining-to-the-wrong-people
[

 

[cupper]

http://asmdss.com/humor/overprotective-new-army-mom-ruins-sons-military-life-after-complaining-to-the-wrong-people
[

:rofl:

Yep, definitely set something great in motion.  [

 

[jollyjacktar]

That's brightened up a very long day.  Thanks, cavalryman.

 

[AbdullahD]

http://asmdss.com/humor/overprotective-new-army-mom-ruins-sons-military-life-after-complaining-to-the-wrong-people
[

Ya know what scares me... I'm from a family of practical jokers.. and I could see one (actually a few) of them doing that for the giggles...

Well occupational hazard I guess.. *prays hard*

 

[Haggis]

http://asmdss.com/humor/overprotective-new-army-mom-ruins-sons-military-life-after-complaining-to-the-wrong-people
[

Reading that was the most fun I've had all shift.  Thanks.

 

[Loachman]

I just killed far too much time on both of the ASMDSS and 5B sites. There's a lot of funny stuff there.

 

[The Bread Guy]

http://asmdss.com/humor/overprotective-new-army-mom-ruins-sons-military-life-after-complaining-to-the-wrong-people
[

My first laugh of the Easter weekend - thanks for sharing that!

 

[Good2Golf]

:'(  I wanted to see her finally reach the CSM.  :nod:

 

[ModlrMike]

I pity the kid. It's not his fault his mother hasn't cut the cord. Still, I can't wait to see episode 3.

 

[Good2Golf]

I pity the kid. It's not his fault his mother hasn't cut the cord. Still, I can't wait to see episode 3.

3's up....and funny... :nod:

 

[Journeyman]

3's up....and funny... :nod:

And she's angry?  You try to help someone out... point out some potential contacts for her....  Ungrateful!  :nod:

 

[GAP]

I can find 1 & 2, not 3....

 

[jollyjacktar]

me neither...

 

[The Bread Guy]

I can find 1 & 2, not 3....

me neither...

I found #2 ...
http://asmdss.com/humor/helicopter-army-mom-part-two-the-pizza-party
... but I couldn't find #3 either  ???

 

[Eaglelord17]

Ask and ye shall receive... part 3

https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-0/cp0/e15/q65/p320x320/11665438_548004705369230_5581393381752506720_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoiYiJ9&oh=d56b6b56825429b8f76ac0a46741d743&oe=5796B0EC

https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-0/cp0/e15/q65/p320x320/12418063_548004842035883_2477483033772802920_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoiYiJ9&oh=69b5d6528c657a7df5bb0781eb9a81d6&oe=574CB7AA

 

[mariomike]

"My son called me in the middle of the night screaming at me!"  ;D

 

[Loachman]

There are two websites to check for that tale - the whole saga is on the 5B site, and cross-linked to ASMDSS (Awesome Shit My Drill Sergeant Said). There are many more funny things therein.

 

[cupper]

That's just Gucked up.

:rofl:

 

[The Bread Guy]

Ask and ye shall receive... part 3

https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-0/cp0/e15/q65/p320x320/11665438_548004705369230_5581393381752506720_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoiYiJ9&oh=d56b6b56825429b8f76ac0a46741d743&oe=5796B0EC

https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-0/cp0/e15/q65/p320x320/12418063_548004842035883_2477483033772802920_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoiYiJ9&oh=69b5d6528c657a7df5bb0781eb9a81d6&oe=574CB7AA

Thanks for that.  An intriguing bit of closure - I hope buddy liked his "pizza" and likes his t-shirt  >

There are two websites to check for that tale - the whole saga is on the 5B site, and cross-linked to ASMDSS (Awesome Shit My Drill Sergeant Said). There are many more funny things therein.

Fave so far:  "I bet you'd close that hand if you had a hot pocket in it."  I hope it's firewalled at work or I'll get nothing done.  ;D

 

[medicineman]

I really needed that - I HATE helicopter parents.

Check out the video here - keep your mouths empty.

http://asmdss.com/video/video-the-funniest-soldier-of-the-month-board-you-will-ever-see

MM