Worst Military Movies

[FSTO]

Passchendaele makes the list!! And a couple of others that rightly deserve to be on it as well.

Top 7 worst war movies ever

These films take historical cringe to a new level

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[medicineman]

Wow - surprised Hyena Road wasn't in there...

 

[Humphrey Bogart]

Both Passchendaele and Hyena Road were hot garbage. Canada makes some pretty garbage movies.

 

[FSTO]

Both Passchendaele and Hyena Road were hot garbage. Canada makes some pretty garbage movies.

Calling them Hot Garbage is an insult to Hot and Garbage!

 

[Humphrey Bogart]

Calling them Hot Garbage is an insult to Hot

I feel like these guys would strangely make a better Canadian War Movie:

 

[OldSolduer]

Both Passchendaele and Hyena Road were hot garbage. Canada makes some pretty garbage movies.

I went to see Hyena Road for free as we were invited to a premiere of some sort. Paul Gross is a faux intellectual with a silly affected upper class snob accent

 

[OldSolduer]

I feel like these guys would strangely make a better Canadian War Movie:

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It would be closer to the truth

 

[Remius]

Nothing like blasting the delta force theme song for…well just about anything. It makes whatever you are doing so much cooler. Like boot shining or shirt ironing or mowing the lawn.

 

[dapaterson]

Nothing like blasting the delta force theme song for…well just about anything. It makes whatever you are doing so much cooler. Like boot shining or shirt ironing or mowing the lawn.

There's a much better song.

 

[daftandbarmy]

This is a pretty good list of pretty bad movies... Pearl Harbor, Alexander and Indianapolis were junk.

I particularly like this description of this other dog:

"Those wanting some good action will find absolutely nothing of the sort in Sniper: Special Ops, though it’s purportedly a war/action movie that stars Steven Seagal, who’s of course best known for his action films. He spends most of Sniper: Special Ops sitting down, mumbling, and occasionally shooting people, giving one of the most disinterested and static lead performances in cinema history."
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[Humphrey Bogart]

This is a pretty good list of pretty bad movies... Pearl Harbor, Alexander and Indianapolis were junk.

I particularly like this description of this other dog:

"Those wanting some good action will find absolutely nothing of the sort in Sniper: Special Ops, though it’s purportedly a war/action movie that stars Steven Seagal, who’s of course best known for his action films. He spends most of Sniper: Special Ops sitting down, mumbling, and occasionally shooting people, giving one of the most disinterested and static lead performances in cinema history."
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But Steven did star in the greatest war movie of all time....

 

[Retired AF Guy]

This is a pretty good list of pretty bad movies... Pearl Harbor, Alexander and Indianapolis were junk.

I particularly like this description of this other dog:

"Those wanting some good action will find absolutely nothing of the sort in Sniper: Special Ops, though it’s purportedly a war/action movie that stars Steven Seagal, who’s of course best known for his action films. He spends most of Sniper: Special Ops sitting down, mumbling, and occasionally shooting people, giving one of the most disinterested and static lead performances in cinema history."
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A horrible little movie. A couple hours wasted..

 

[Remius]

A horrible little movie. A couple hours wasted..

If you ever get a chance you need to watch Space Ice reviews on YouTube of the the Steven Seagal movies. My stomach hurts watching those.

 

[daftandbarmy]

I would have loved to have seen this one hit the theatres

A spoof inspired by the all female 'Ghost Busters' movie.

Amy Schumer Confirmed As Lead Star In All-Female Remake Of ‘Saving Private Ryan’

“I’m very proud to be involved”

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FACT CHECK: Amy Schumer to Star in an All-Female Remake of Saving Private Ryan?

A joke on Twitter has been fleshed out into a full-fledged hoax by two satirical web sites.

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[dapaterson]

Mars Attacks is a fine war movie.

 

[OldSolduer]

I would have loved to have seen this one hit the theatres

A spoof inspired by the all female 'Ghost Busters' movie.

Amy Schumer Confirmed As Lead Star In All-Female Remake Of ‘Saving Private Ryan’

“I’m very proud to be involved”

www.betootaadvocate.com

FACT CHECK: Amy Schumer to Star in an All-Female Remake of Saving Private Ryan?

A joke on Twitter has been fleshed out into a full-fledged hoax by two satirical web sites.

www.snopes.com

Not my favourite comedian if you’d like to call her that.

 

[medicineman]

This is a pretty good list of pretty bad movies... Pearl Harbor, Alexander and Indianapolis were junk.

I particularly like this description of this other dog:

"Those wanting some good action will find absolutely nothing of the sort in Sniper: Special Ops, though it’s purportedly a war/action movie that stars Steven Seagal, who’s of course best known for his action films. He spends most of Sniper: Special Ops sitting down, mumbling, and occasionally shooting people, giving one of the most disinterested and static lead performances in cinema history."
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Beers and Breakdowns on YouTube did an hysterical review of it...

 

[The Bread Guy]

There's a much better song.

Forgot "Fortunate Son" ...