Smelly Underwear Highjack ... ;-)

[geo]

a guy refused to shower.We were in Tent City outside so the smell was kind of hidden for a while, about 2 weeks later after we started haulin *** he started to really stink. He'd wash his laundry sometimes, but not often, and he never showered. The guys in the tent with him got tired of it and reported it, he didnt do anything even after being ordered to shower.

So, a few of us got together and made a Undergarment Sandwich and tried to make him eat it. Underwear not washed for like 2 weeks wrapped in a tshirt and smothered in socks that had never seen the washing machine. MMMM MMMm good.

Wasnt 2 days later when we had a chance he was showering in the middle of the night and doing his laundry. I keep this one in mind because there is *always* that 1 person that won't shower on a course. (worked better than a soap in the sock beating we gave another fuckup for running his mouth to the C.O.)

The powers of smelly underswear :nana:

We had something similar in Valcatraz
The fella's complexion was.... GREY from the accumulation of all the dirt.
He was refered to as "PIGPEN" ... like the Peanuts character.
The day we had had "enough" he was physicaly manhandled into the showers, stripped, and scrubbed clean using the extremely still bristled brushes we used to sweep out the back of the "deuce".  When he fought - the bristles would dig and draw blood a bit ... so he quieted down quickly & endured (a bit).
When we were thru with him, he had a "pink" complexion.

Hmmm... wouldn't get away with that in this day & age...... >

 

[chrisf]

Oh yes -- you are indeed required to wear undergarments (nothing says it's got to be the CTS ones though), it's a chargeable offense not to.

This came up in a conversation at one point, and after a search, we couldn't find anything on it.... any chance you'd be able to reference it?

 

[dangerboy]

This came up in a conversation at one point, and after a search, we couldn't find anything on it.... any chance you'd be able to reference it?

From CFP 265 Canadian Forces Dress Instructions

UNDERGARMENTS
10. Undergarments including a brassiere for
female personnel, shall be worn under all orders of
dress and shall be of an appropriate colour so as not
to be visible through uniform items of clothing.

Of course not since the days of Gen Cox do people actually check

 

[chrisf]

UNDERGARMENTS
10. Undergarments including a brassiere for
female personnel, shall be worn under all orders of
dress and shall be of an appropriate colour so as not
to be visible through uniform items of clothing.

Thank-you.

 

[Blackadder1916]

From CFP 265 Canadian Forces Dress Instructions

UNDERGARMENTS
10. Undergarments including a brassiere for
female personnel, shall be worn under all orders of
dress . . .

With the exception of brassieres it is a difficult order to enforce (or to lay a charge if violated) even if you had been told to 'drop trou' by Jimmy for a check of socks, wool, grey and "underpants, boxer, modular tentage size".  Even in the days before Gen Cox, there were other Bde Comds (or their Bde RSM) who were known to do that on their annual inspection.  Once (back in the 70's) several pers were randomly "inspected"; a couple of guys had underwear that made a speedo look like long johns but one produced his "meat and two veg" on the parade square.  He was charged with "not wearing undergarments on parade contrary to orders as per . . ."  His defence was that he was wearing undergarments, T-shirt and socks, and the order in question did not specify the specific items of undergarments that he was to wear.  He was found not guilty.  The parade instruction for the following year was changed to be more specific.

 

[armyvern]

From CFP 265 Canadian Forces Dress Instructions

UNDERGARMENTS
10. Undergarments including a brassiere for
female personnel, shall be worn under all orders of
dress and shall be of an appropriate colour so as not
to be visible through uniform items of clothing.

Of course not since the days of Gen Cox do people actually check

Thank you!! 

 

[the 48th regulator]

What about when people are wearing a kilt ? Isn't mandatory to be "commando" ?

Not by Military law,

By traditions yes.

I remember a time when we were told it was verbotten to force anyone to go regimental, as it can be construed as harrasment!

And does anyone know the answer to what do you wear underneath your kilt, when asked?

(Oh this should be good! I wanna hear some good one folks)

dileas

tess

 

[Good2Golf]

Not by Military law,

By traditions yes.

I remember a time when we were told it was verbotten to force anyone to go regimental, as it can be construed as harrasment!

And does anyone know the answer to what do you wear underneath your kilt, when asked?

(Oh this should be good! I wanna hear some good one folks)

dileas

tess

"Everything I need, I was supplied by the good Lord!"  ;D

 

[armyvern]

 
Oh a Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share
He fumbled round til he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off unto the grass to sleep beside street.
Ring-ding diddle diddle aye-dee-oh, ring dye diddly-aye oh,
Oh he stumbled off unto the grass to sleep beside the street.

Well about that time two young and lovely ladies happened by
And one said to the other, with a twinkle in her eye
"Oh see yon sleepy Scotsman, so strong and handsome built?"
"Well I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilts."
Ring-ding diddle diddle aye-dee-oh, ring dye diddly-aye oh,
"Oh I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilts."

Well they snuck up to that sleeping Scotsman, quiet as could be
And they lifted up his kilt a little bit so they might see
And there before their startled eyes, beneath that Scottish skirt,
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth.
Ring-ding diddle diddle aye-dee-oh, ring dye diddly-aye oh,
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth.

Well they marvelled for a moment, then one said, "We must be gone."
Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along."
As a gift, they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star the Scotsman's kilt did lift and show.
Ring-ding diddle diddle aye-dee-oh, ring dye diddly-aye oh,
Around the bonnie star the Scotsman's kilt beneath did show.

Well the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree,
And as he lifted up his kilt, he gawks at what he sees,
And in a strangled voice, he says to what's before his eyes,
"I don't know where ye been, me lad, but I see ye took first prize!"
Ring-ding diddle diddle aye-dee-oh, ring dye diddly-aye oh,
"I don't know where ye been, me lad, but I see ye took first prize!"

Our Scottish friend still dressed in kilt continued down the street,
He hadn't gone ten yards or more, when a girl he chanced to meet.
She said, "I've heard what's 'neath that kilt, tell me is it so."
He said, "Just put your hand up miss, if you'd really like to know."
Ring-ding diddle diddle aye-dee-oh, ring dye diddly-aye oh,
He said, "Just put your hand up miss, if you'd really like to know."

She put her hand right up his kilt and much to her surprise,
The Scotsman smiled and a very strange look came into his eyes.
She said, "Why sir that's gruesome," and then she heard him roar,
"If you put your hand up once again you'll find it grew some more."
Ring-ding diddle diddle aye-dee-oh, ring dye diddly-aye oh,
"If you put your hand up once again you'll find it grew some more."

 

[Jarnhamar]

Sorry for the continued hijack.
What is the 'life cycle' on the underwear green smelly? I've had mine for 14 months now (reservist) and they STINK doesn't matter how you wash em. Talking to others in the unit, its like that for them too (so its not just me)
Also life cycle on the socks? Nothing wrong with them, except after pretty much every ex, you always seem to either lose em or gain one or two. Im down to 3 pairs of the black liner sock and up to aboot 8 pairs of the green 'over sock'.

Dude go on a weekend ex and buy some friggin underwear.

 

[Hawk]

I knew a service woman many years ago who just HAD to ask a piper what he wore under his kilt. At the time it happened, they were in the mess at Rockcliff. The piper jumped up on the mess table and undid his buckles.

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? Shoes and stockings!


Hawk

 

[TCBF]

- The Scottish Air Force:  Two hangers and a night-fighter.

;D

 

[Hawk]

:rofl:


Hawk

 

[Neill McKay]

And does anyone know the answer to what do you wear underneath your kilt, when asked?

Your socks and shoes?

 

[George Wallace]

What is worn under the Kilt? 

Why, that is a rather historic type of question that takes us back several centuries to when men were men and shee.................Well, to make a long story short; Bear Skin of course.

 

[armyvern]

And, in the colder climate of the Canadian winter ...

 

[Yrys]

And, in the colder climate of the Canadian winter ...

Sorry, but it's again regulation to wear that with a kilt !

A simple kilt check would make that offense visible  > !

"Nothing is worn under the kilt. It's all in perfect working order"

 

[AirCanuck]

Yes. Just take them in and exchange them. Exchanges due to "size" are always acceptable (that's in the books too).

Oh yes -- you are indeed required to wear undergarments (nothing says it's got to be the CTS ones though), it's a chargeable offense not to.

I've often wondered just who checks in order to enforce that.

 

[Yrys]

I've often wondered just who checks in order to enforce that.

I did a kilt check (once)  ;D !

 

[armyvern]

I've often wondered just who checks in order to enforce that.

Your friendly neighbourhood Supply Tech!!??  >