So there I was.......

[rugami]

...a one eyed snake.  the most feared of all sea serpents.  Which just so happens to be located in your...........

 

[kkwd]

.... imagination, enhanced by booze and early morning's before that first cup of coffee. After a trip to the ammo store Skippy was all set to head out on his next adventure. He flipped open an atlas and pointed his finger towards a random spot. It landed on Bribie Island, Australia. So off he headed on his new steed Liversnap.  It was a bit dicey crossing the Pacific by horse but he made it in record time. He met this character when he got there who was called ....

 

[Shec]

...Cobber Kangaroo, so named because he always had a couple of Foster's Lagers to share in his fanny pack...

 

[kkwd]

.... unfortunately the Foster's was tainted by kangaroo spit which gave it a taste akin to something I found after a dog ....

 

[Shec]

ambushed a postman...

 

[kkwd]

.... and tore a large section out of his pants, exposing his union card and ....

 

[PMedMoe]

.....a large purplish birthmark shaped like........

 

[kkwd]

.... an acorn, which was unfortunate as there were plenty of squirrels on his route and the exposure he suffered caused the rodents to run wild and try to eat it. But he escaped in the nick of time thanks to ...

 

[Shec]

the dog who, seeing the squirrels, decided to chase them instead.  Fortunately for the squirrels they were able to climb a nearby tree.  In the interval the postman, after ringing twice, was invited into the home of a desperate housewife who...

 

[George Wallace]

holding a laundry basket, asked him to grab the box of tide, located conveniently in the..........................

 

[Shec]

liquor cabinet...

 

[kkwd]

.... containing nothing but empty souvenir bottles of the last Milice training camp conducted in the area of ....

 

[George Wallace]

Wainghanistan, East of Edmonchuk, West of Saskabush, south of 60 and north of

 

[PMedMoe]

...everything else in the Western.......

 

[kkwd]

.... confines of Imagistan and Waltsville. It was the perfect spot where everybody loves you no matter what, but there was a fly in the ointment, Garbage Guts, the local village idiot came along and ...

 

[Shec]

having tripped over his knuckles & biting his tongue in the fall was rolling on the ground in front of the courthouse choking on his drool...

 

[kkwd]

... and losing his entire pocket lint collection, as he was picking it up a car came around the corner ....

 

[Shec]

...screeched to halt just in the nick of time.  The driver, Mrs. Nellie Nervous of 69 Oak St. ,  was so shaken...

 

[kkwd]

.... for the next week when she used the bathroom milk shakes came out, lucky for her a Rotten Ronnie's was near and they took them all. But all was not great, due to budgetary constraints Rotten Ronnie's could only trade for the shakes with ...

 

[Shec]

...napkins & a limited assortment of used condiment packets.  Fortunately these were in great demand for Milice ration packs and so the foundations of a thriving interprovincial trade were laid...