So there I was.......

[kkwd]

.... run by Voyageurs with wheeled canoes and led by Mr Canoehead. They did a booming side business in ....

 

[George Wallace]

physco analysis, and sadisitically posted a thread on army.ca called Word association (just for fun) to see how sick army guys really were and then write a thesis in the ..............

 

[kkwd]

.... Save a Dime community paper run by HalfWit Fred and his girlfriend ....

 

[midget-boyd91]

...Joe...

 

[George Wallace]

Jo

 

[midget-boyd91]

known most commonly as J.J the...

 

[kkwd]

.... dog faced woman, who happened to make loads of extra cash at the ....

 

[George Wallace]

Benson and Hedges Carnival, where Fred was the main..............

 

[kkwd]

... ashtray, but the sand he had to hold in his mouth gave him an awful rash that required a cream made of ...

 

[geo]

... goose fat - laced with bacon drippings - which was dilligently applied by......

 

[kkwd]

.... a ball-peen hammer wielded by the village smitty, one strike missed it's target and ...

 

[geo]

... his foot slipped, his zipper unzipped and out popped.....

 

[kkwd]

.... his lunch, consisting of unidentified road kill with his secret sauce made by ....

 

[geo]

... The Colonel.  It was finger lickin' .....

 

[kkwd]

.... extra stinkin' super freakin' sauce. That brand name wasn't selling too good so they just called it honey mustard. A dab of that on your food could make anything edible. Once we even tried it on ....

 

[George Wallace]

poutine, but she didn't like the feel of it, so we went with strawberry, oil and white whine vinegar and poured it on .........................

 

[kkwd]

.... his collection of Vachon cakes. It melted the cakes into a bubbling mass not unlike the IMP cherry dessert. It caused convulsions and slight brain damage but that was OK, he wasn't using his brain anyway. Having run out of foodstuffs he went to pick up ....

 

[George Wallace]

his kit for course; having been demoted to O/Cdt he was required to report to the Base Surgeon, before departing, for a minor medical procedure to.....................

 

[kkwd]

.... have his wallet removed from his back pocket. The operation was a success but during recovery he threw up an entire ....

 

[George Wallace]

collection of credit cards, and one coin to a Regiment that will remain nameless because he..........................